My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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