Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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