I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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