Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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