watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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