so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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