It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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