I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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