I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
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