I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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