He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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