thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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