I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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