I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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