Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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