When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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