I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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