I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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