U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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