Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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