She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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