You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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