Im at strip club and am horny
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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