I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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