if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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