ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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