My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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