ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Green mimosas i think yes
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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