Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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