Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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