at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Randomize
