My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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