This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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