so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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