Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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