guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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