just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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