But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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