Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
How does one acquire holy water?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
