Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
tell me about the eggs
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