the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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