My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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