dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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