she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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