their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
