paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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