my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
