Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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