is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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