what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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