Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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