Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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