I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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