Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
