East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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