Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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