We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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