so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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